BONWAG

DC Nation - Aardman Animations DC Comic Short by azraelknightify

“@IamEnidColeslaw: “Newt Gingrich” sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up.”
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“@UberFacts: The sentence “I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.”
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“@Aspersioncast: No I didn’t want a receipt but now that you’ve asked me I’m suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please.”
— from http://bit.ly/x5YSbo
“@robdelaney: Women are like canoes. Actually they’re really more like kayaks. Which one has the pointy things? OK; I don’t understand canoes/women.”
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“@BobaFett_: Its pie day pie day gotta get down on pie… *mutes external speaker* Happy National Ewok Pie Day”
— from http://bit.ly/zoMmHr
“@JoeHPMT: Nah mate. When American’s talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as transformers”
— from http://bit.ly/wYubIv